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Ambrose Bierce
American author and journalist; b. 1842; d. 1913
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# · Not So Good (9 ratings) · submitted 1997
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum — "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
# · Not So Good (21 ratings) · submitted 1997
Coward: one who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
# · Not So Good (14 ratings) · submitted 1997
Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Law and Politics
# · Not So Good (11 ratings) · submitted 1997
Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate
# · Not So Good (30 ratings) · submitted 1997
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, "patriotism" is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first.
# · Not So Good (145 ratings) · submitted 1997
Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate
# · Not So Good (13 ratings) · submitted 1997
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
# · Not So Good (8 ratings) · submitted 1997
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
# · Not So Good (11 ratings) · submitted 1997
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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