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# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If food were free, why work?
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy — he'll know what to do with it.
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If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
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If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
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If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
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If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
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It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
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Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
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Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
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Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
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Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
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Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
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Money is good, love is wealth.
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No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
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Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
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Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
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Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
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Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
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Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
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Smile, it's free therapy.
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