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Doug Horton

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#  ·  **** Very Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 1997

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Smile, it's free therapy.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Strong words are required for weak principles.

Doug Horton, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

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The art of giving is perfected through anonymity.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

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The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

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The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

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There is no bad in good.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

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Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

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To awake from death is to die in peace.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

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To buy happiness is to sell soul.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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We are all serving a life sentence, and good behaviour is our only hope for a pardon.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

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We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. — they'll find something.

Doug Horton, in Success and Failure

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While seeking revenge, dig two graves — one for yourself.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

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Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

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