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Doug Larson

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#  ·  ***- Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1998)

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Doug Larson, in Life and Death

#  ·  *--- Bad (one rating)  ·  submitted 1997

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Doug Larson, in Vice and Virtue

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson, in Life and Death

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day weekend.

Doug Larson, in Work and Recreation

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Doug Larson, in Work and Recreation

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