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# · Good (one rating) · submitted 1997 (updated 1998)
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
# · Bad (one rating) · submitted 1997
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day weekend.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
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