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Dr. Squid
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# · Bad (one rating) · submitted 1997
He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor.
# · Bad (one rating) · submitted 1997
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
# · Good (3 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Sloppy thinking only gets worse with decapitation.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
The most valuable and useful of all talents and abilities is that of never using two words or descriptions when one will do or suffice.
# · Not So Good (2 ratings) · submitted 1997
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. — My life? Well now, that's another story...
# · Very Good (one rating) · submitted 1997
You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery?
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