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Garrison Keillor
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# · Not So Good (one rating) · submitted 1997
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.
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