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Jack Handey
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# · Not So Good (21 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts, in Life and Death
Deep Thoughts (paperback)# · Not So Good (8 ratings) · submitted 1998
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
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