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Joseph Heller
American novelist; b. 1923; d. 1999
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# · Not So Good (19 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in Work and Recreation
Catch-22 (paperback)# · Not So Good (9 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in War and Peace
# · Not So Good (21 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in Life and Death
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