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Lily Tomlin

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin, in Love and Hate

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Lily Tomlin, in Success and Failure

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