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Ogden Nash

American poet; b. 1902; d. 1971

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Ogden Nash, Versus, in Life and Death

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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Ogden Nash, in Life and Death

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

Ogden Nash, in Love and Hate

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Too clever is dumb.

Ogden Nash, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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