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Peter Wastholm

b. 1970

Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

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A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around.

Peter Wastholm, in Work and Recreation

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All humans are hypocrites; the biggest hypocrite of all is the one who claims to detest hypocrisy.

Peter Wastholm, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Always expect the worst, and you will never be disappointed.

Peter Wastholm, in Success and Failure

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Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.

Peter Wastholm, in Men and Women

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained — but if everything is ventured, and still nothing gained, give up and venture elsewhere.

Peter Wastholm, in Success and Failure

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Some people are sympathetic; others are just pathetic.

Peter Wastholm, in Vice and Virtue

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