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Quentin Crisp

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#  ·  **** Very Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 1997

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quentin Crisp, in Success and Failure

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

There's no real need to do housework — after four years it doesn't get any worse.

Quentin Crisp, in Work and Recreation

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