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Tom Lehrer
American musical satirist and mathematics professor
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# · Not So Good (one rating) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
Life is like a sewer — what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer, (from the album An Evening Wasted), in Life and Death
An Evening Wasted (audio CD)# · Very Good (one rating) · submitted 1997
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
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