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We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.

Unknown, (sometimes incorrectly attributed to Petronius Arbiter), in Work and Recreation

A pseudo-intellectual is a person who knows what "pseudo" means.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Good friends stab you in the front.

Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate

Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The early bird catches the worm.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

If you're here, you're alive.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

A small journey begins with one step and ends with another.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Unknown, in Life and Death

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Men don't need women — they just need certain parts of their anatomy.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Unknown, (W.O.P.R. computer in War Games), in Success and Failure and War and Peace

Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.

Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics