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The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 by Anja Klein

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life, because so far, it is.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Ardyth M. Shaw (updated 1998)

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Mark Dawson (updated 1998)

However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.

Unknown, in Health and Disease

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel (updated 1998)

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Barbara Postman (updated 1998)

Please excuse the length of this letter; I do not have time to be brief.

Unknown, (attributed to G. B. Shaw, Bertrand Russell, and Blaise Pascal), in Work and Recreation

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel (updated 1998)

Policy is a guide to the wise and a rule to the fool.

Unknown, (expression used in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police), in Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel (updated 1998)

When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.

Unknown, in War and Peace

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 by Dave Supulski

The most undependable part on your car is the nut holding the wheel.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 by Dave Supulski

You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 by Dave Supulski

The definition of experience is knowledge acquired too late.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997

A .44 magnum beats four aces.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

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A bend in the road is not the end of the road — unless you fail to make the turn.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

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A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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A computer can make as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working for 20 years.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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