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A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women

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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

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A library is an arsenal of liberty.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

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A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

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A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

Unknown, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

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A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

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A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

Unknown, in War and Peace

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A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

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A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

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A single fact can spoil a good argument.

Unknown, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

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