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Altruism and Cynicism
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# · Not So Good (19 ratings) · submitted 1997
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
I don't want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
A learned County Court judge in a book of memoirs recently said that the overwhelming amount of his time on the bench was taken up "with people who are persuaded by persons whom they do not know to enter into contracts that they do not understand to purchase goods that they do not want with money that they have not got."
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
# · Bad (one rating) · submitted 1997
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
# · Bad (one rating) · submitted 1997
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
# · Not So Good (4 ratings) · submitted 1997
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
# · Not So Good (4 ratings) · submitted 1997
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
# · Not So Good (5 ratings) · submitted 1997
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
# · Good (4 ratings) · submitted 1997
Buying a lie is one thing, giving it away for free is quite another.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy — he'll know what to do with it.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
# · Very Good (one rating) · submitted 1997
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Smile, it's free therapy.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
The art of giving is perfected through anonymity.
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