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Happiness and Misery

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#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1999 (updated 2003)

Living well is the best revenge.

George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2001)

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you will cease to be so.

John Stuart Mill, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (25 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane.

Jimmy Buffett, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (44 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

It is by fighting and triumphing over the enemies of the Buddha that we ourselves become Buddhas.

Daisaku Ikeda, (World Tribune, Oct. 29, 1999, p. 5), in Happiness and Misery and Science and Religion

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (23 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

Learn from the past. Look to the future. Live in the present.

Steve Henthorn, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1999

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (20 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by Paul Jones

Do not scorn the person who is perpetually happy. He does know something you don't.

Paul Jones, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1999

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Mark Twain, Following the Equator, in Happiness and Misery and Vice and Virtue

Following the Equator (paperback)

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 (updated 1999)

The surest way of severely upsetting yourself for hours is by continuing to consider what concerns you most for a single moment too long.

Christopher Spranger, The Effort to Fall, in Happiness and Misery

The Effort to Fall (paperback)

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, in Happiness and Misery

Pooh's Little Instruction Book (hardcover)

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 1999

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two equals four. If that is granted, all else follows.

George Orwell, 1984, in Happiness and Misery

1984 (paperback)

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (154 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.

Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Happiness and Misery

The College Blue Book (data CD)

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (33 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.

Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Happiness and Misery

The College Blue Book (data CD)

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (41 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.

Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Happiness and Misery

The College Blue Book (data CD)

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (15 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

It is not the bad times on which we should dwell, it is only poison to the mind and soul. We shall rise up after we fall, and continue to go on — dwelling on the good, high-spirited times of our lives.

Austin Holmes, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1999 by S. Gilmary Beagle

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1999

Even the the most tempting rose has thorns.

Tristan Eggener, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 1999 by Megan

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.

William Shakespeare, in Happiness and Misery

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 1998 by Mindy Romero

Don't do whatever you like — like whatever you do.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (26 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 1998)  · 

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.

Francis Bacon, in Happiness and Misery

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