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Life and Death
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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Be an optimist — at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
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Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
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Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
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I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
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