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Life and Death
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Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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It doesn't take all kinds — we just have all kinds.
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown, (bumper sticker), in Life and Death
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
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Life is like a raffle — you must be present to win.
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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
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To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Unknown, (Indian proverb), in Life and Death and Vice and Virtue
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You draw nothing out of the bank of life except what you deposit in it.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth, in Life and Death
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
Dave Farber, Icon Programming Language Home Page, in Life and Death
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