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Love and Hate
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# · Unrated · submitted 1997 (updated 1998)
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
# · Not So Good (8 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
# · Not So Good (10 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the death of hope.
# · Not So Good (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is impossible to love and be wise.
# · Not So Good (10 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
# · Not So Good (34 ratings) · submitted 1997
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
# · Not So Good (11 ratings) · submitted 1997
Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate
# · Not So Good (145 ratings) · submitted 1997
Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate
# · Not So Good (41 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
# · Not So Good (62 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
# · Not So Good (22 ratings) · submitted 1997
True friendship is like sound health — the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
# · Not So Good (11 ratings) · submitted 1997
In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.
# · Not So Good (181 ratings) · submitted 1997
Math is like love — a simple idea but it can get complicated.
# · Not So Good (17 ratings) · submitted 1997
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
# · Not So Good (12 ratings) · submitted 1997
All mankind loves a lover.
# · Good (4 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
# · Not So Good (7 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
# · Not So Good (4 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
# · Not So Good (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
# · Good (2 ratings) · submitted 1997
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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