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Love and Hate
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Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
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Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
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My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
# · Good (one rating) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
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Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.
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All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
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There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
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