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Love and Hate
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My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
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The essence of true friendship is to make allowances for another's little lapses.
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It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all.
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Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
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A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
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Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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Contention is better than loneliness.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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Her kisses left something to be desired — the rest of her.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
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If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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