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Science and Religion
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
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An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself — historians merely repeat each other.
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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously.
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It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
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My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!
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The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
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Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research.
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There are no errors in this book, except this one.
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There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
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When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions.
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What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
Kerry Thornley, (from the introduction to Principia Discordia, 5th edition, by Malaclypse), in Science and Religion
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