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Vice and Virtue
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It's very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more gut and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
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When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man.
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Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Everybody should believe in something — I believe I'll have another drink.
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Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.
Unknown, (Sioux Indian prayer), in Vice and Virtue
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I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Unknown, (T-shirt), in Vice and Virtue
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
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I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
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If everyone would sweep in front of their own door, the whole world would be clean.
Unknown, (Middle Eastern proverb), in Vice and Virtue
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If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
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If people talk negatively about you, live so that no one will believe them.
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If you treat a person as he is, he will remain as he is. If you treat him for what he could be, he will become what he could be.
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?
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