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tiny.ag/pfpxawj8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (339 ratings) · submitted 1997

To jaw-jaw is better than to war-war.

Winston Churchill, (on Korean War negotiations), in War and Peace

tiny.ag/dgf0pdxo · ★★☆☆ Fair (344 ratings) · submitted 1997

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

tiny.ag/ircejxuc · ★★☆☆ Fair (494 ratings) · submitted 1997

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

tiny.ag/ymliwjpf · ★★☆☆ Fair (483 ratings) · submitted 1997

War is not nice.

tiny.ag/ypqqlw9y · ★★☆☆ Fair (672 ratings) · submitted 1998

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

tiny.ag/yy2e1ad8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997

Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we've used the ones we have?

tiny.ag/zsldl2jb · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

tiny.ag/idqkjfr5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (895 ratings) · submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel

When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.

tiny.ag/2kf4ndl1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (269 ratings) · submitted 1997

War is menstruation envy.

tiny.ag/tldrjftc · ★★☆☆ Fair (1115 ratings) · submitted 1997

Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in War and Peace

tiny.ag/b5lrmegw · ★★☆☆ Fair (303 ratings) · submitted 1997

Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

tiny.ag/vykjqus7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (303 ratings) · submitted 1997

Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

tiny.ag/s7ezrvqx · ★★☆☆ Fair (278 ratings) · submitted 1997

It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

tiny.ag/xmilhqgd · ★★☆☆ Fair (299 ratings) · submitted 1997

It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.

War and Peace