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Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Richard Greenleaf
I am looking for a poem by Ogden Nash that I had pasted above my desk years ago but lost. It said something about our working so we wouldn't have to work. I've looked through various volumes of his poetry and searched the web to no avail. Cannot remember the actual title. Can anyone help?
Thanks,
Richard Greenleaf
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Isidor Papapetros
Emancipation of the human mind from a servile adherence to prior opinions
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Julie
Don't wish for the misfortune of others, but for the fortune of yourself.
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Julie
Don't be ashamed of what you're doing, or don't do what you're ashamed of.
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Rossie
Does anyone know anything about Jane Hopkins, the author to whom the quote "genius is the infinte capacity for taking pains" is attributed?
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Comment · posted 2001 by RayThaw
1."When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" 2."The scum also rises..."
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Cathode
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Comment · posted 2001 by b.m.straw
What's the complete quote about "listening to our better angels?" I think it's A. Lincoln.
Comment · posted 2001 by Ken
My boss has me looking for a quote from, according to him, Odgen Nash. The poem with the quote has a "lesson" that we are trying to demonstrate. The quote is something like:"'Good enough' is never good enough".Does anyone recognize this quote and know its source?Thanks.
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Tina
I once read a wonderful truism and would like to find it again. It said something like this–it is said that a man gains character by doing things he does not like to do. If that is the case, I must have great character because every day I do 2 things I hate to do–I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. I think it is from a novel by W. Somerset Maugham, but I'm not sure. Does anyone know the exact quote and source?
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Stan Vaughan
Does anyone know if Elise FOUCAULT Judee Schlesinger, the great unrequited love of Flaubert's life, was related to Foucault of Foucault's Pendulum fame?
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Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Colette
I am unable to find anything about this quoted person. Does anyone know who he is? Thanks
Edit Comment · posted 2001 by Mark Krcmarik
I'm trying to find a book
I'm a trouble as to where in hell to look
Its not for me as you couldn't see
its for my sister millie
It has a poem we think by Ogden
I'll do my best to write out as he did pen
I quote (as I remember)
Godfrey Gordon Gustovus Gore Would you kindly shut the door
That's It that's all I remember. I read it for my brother
If somebody rembers this poem or where its written I would appreciate their help in finding the book that its in .
Many thanks