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As a people, we make less stringent demands of scientific proof from people claiming environmental catastrophe than the average tabloid makes of alien abductees.

RHJunior

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Lifes an bitch, then it bites back.

Anonymous

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Im much to young to feel this damn old.

Garth Brooks, "Much to young to feel this damn old"

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The wisest people in the world are those who know that they don't know everything.

Connor Gleason, just made it up

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Everything is a fact, until proven otherwise

Raoul Stasse, a fact remains a Theory

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"The true is the name of whatever proves itself to be good in the way of belief, and good, too, for definite, assignable reasons."

William James

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De mortuis nil nisi bonum

Ancient latin saying, "Of the Dead, speak nothing but Good"

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All we're really doing right now is killing time until time kills us.

Timothy LeVan

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Love represented in mathematics is an infinite function. Limitless and Continuos and unbounded by time

Ameya, Experience

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Inventions are the mother of necessity

Unknown

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Curiosity might have killed the cats, but ignorance kills the society.

Salle

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When I dream I create my own reality, and thus I have proved that I am the God of all.

Salle

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Why commit suicide, when you can't hear the brotherly talk afterwards?

Rincewind

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It's a fucked up world, where lust is love and love is lost...

Rincewind

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The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That GodÂ’s name is Abraxas ... whose symbolic task is the uniting of godly and devilish elements.

Hermann Hesse, Demian

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Love is ninety percent proximity and ten percent the right person.

W. Arthur Mackey, A quote by my late father.

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Why do today what your mom can do tomorrow?

Gustaf Cavalli

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Some peoples ignorance is as encyclopedic as some others knowledge.

Imarjab Ibevi

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It maybe irony of fate, but it is common that the donkey leads the lions army

Imarjab Ibevi

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With God,at least,you get the best yes.

Marty Milner, Heard in a dream

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