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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence at all."

Mark Twain

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"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Mark Twain

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"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."

B. F. Skinner

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"I am free with my opinions. I am a free-thinker."

Unknown

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"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."

Thomas Paine

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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the Universe is winning."

Rich Cook

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

Albert Einstein

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"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."

Henry David Thoreau

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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

P. J. O'Rourke

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Most people would rather die than think — and most people do.

Bertrand Russell

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No one remembers how many times Babe Ruth struck out.

Joel L. Schiff

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The best laid of mice and men always go astray.

Joel L. Schiff

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When you deny what is all you have left is what isn`t.

James Nani, from,"Wisdom for Dummys" #173

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God doesn`t make mistakes.Now look in the mirror again.

James Nani, "Wisdom for Dummys" by nani

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You`re going to die so you might as well live.

James Nani, one of over 450.Book in process

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If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death.

RHJunior

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Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor– and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of one foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle.

RHJunior

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To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates.

Unknown

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Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack.

Vugar Abdullah Gurban

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