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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Tom Waits

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Once is funny, twice is TV.

Robert McClain, View any sitcom for the truth of this.

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when two people get together it is either romance or politics,and a third just makes it war!

gary mcdonald, from the bench

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All that counts in life is earnings growth

A.A.Webb (former Royal Trust president)

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If you want to be loved...be lovable.If you want to be respected...be respectable.

Caroline Colasanti, From over 50 years of observation.

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I've learned that making a "living" is not the same as making a "life"

Jessica Charles

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nothing great was achieved without enthusiasm.

emerson

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I'm really not that smart, I just remember everything.

Unknown

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Happiness is two friends sharing the same sunlight

Colin Young, Just a thought

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Architecture is what you do to a building when you look at it

Walt Whitman, Quoted in 'Tracings' journal.

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us when we were kids, everyone would be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Davey Whipwreck, Dave: The Quotes Collection

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What the....?

Unknown

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Knowledge is finite but ignorance knows no bounds.

Charles Osgood

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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.

John Lennon

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For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.

T. S. Eliot

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Manga and Anime are a lot alike a secret admirer. You've heard of them, you're interested, but you don't know what (or who) they are!

Tory Mosakino, on manga and anime

Edit# · Unrated · submitted 2001 by Kmac

I can't rely on myself to be on time anymore I'm either always late or always early but never on time

Just A Truckies WIfe

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if we were all mad, we'll confine the few normal people. Are we to the point of succed ?

individu, no comment

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Before tampering with life know the cost.

Marty Milner

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How can you and I really expect to glide naively through life, as if to say, Lord, give me experience, but not grief, not sorrow, not pain, not oppostion, not betrayal, and certainly not to be forsaken. Keep from me, Lord, all those experiences which made Thee what Thou art! Then let me come and dwell with Thee and fully share Thy joy!

Mr. ananomous

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