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Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Oct '07

Don't fool around with bad people! Let them become better.

Nenad Corilic, This one is from Serbia

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Sep '07

I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things, and not caring a straw about the rest.

John Buchan, http://www.quotegarden.com/wisdom.html

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Sep '07

My brain and I have an understanding: I don't ask it what it's doing, it doesn't ask me what I'm doing.

John Alejandro King

#  ·  **-- Not So Good (one rating)  ·  submitted Aug '07

Let's be honest: only God can create jobs.

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

I don't doubt that getting there is half the fun. What I want to know is: how much fun is being there?

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.

A Hitler, Table Talk, midday, 10 October, 1941

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

You can do anything you want; the public forgets it in 3 months anyway.

...Comment made as to whether to invade the Vatican while restoring Mussolini to power

A Hitler, Situation meeting

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

Life is hard. Living it is harder.

Josh Delbridge

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

In order to be a leader, you must learn to follow.

Josh Delbridge

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Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Aug '07

show me a person that accepts a bad shot and I will show you a person that hits alot of bad shots.

Leonard Reiss

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

You gotta be ready for the fastball. – Ted Williams

You gotta be ready for Ted Williams. – The fastball

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, Legendary CIA research manager and sage

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

Secret #66. The best thing to come out of the US State Department is the Roosevelt Bridge.

John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), Notorious CIA research manager and sage

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

Not only am I willing to die for my beliefs, I’m starting to get pretty good at it.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

They say unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. I say: If you're a dog, you probably like that view.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

MEN AND WOMEN MIRROR EACHOTHER. NOT IN THREE DIMENTIONS BUT IN A THOUSAND.

D D HEREIM

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE MOST VERSTILE THING ON EARTH. MONEY IS THE SECOND MOST VERSATILE.

D D HEREIM

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Jul '07

GOOD AND EVIL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. THEY ARE EACH DYNAMIC NOT STATIC. EACH TRIES TO GROW AND DEEPEN.

D D HEREIM

Edit#  ·  **-- Not So Good (one rating)  ·  submitted Jul '07

LAWYERS HAVE TWO PIECES OF WISDOM: MUTATIS MUTANDIS (CHANGE CHANGES) & EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO CASES.

D D HEREIM

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