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Edit# · Unrated · submitted Jul '07
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY ARROGANT AND AS ABRASIVE AS SANDPAPER YOU CAN BE AN ACTIVIST.
Edit# · Unrated · submitted Jul '07
REDUCTIONISM IS A BOX WITH TITANIUM WALLS A MILE THICK. YOU CAN'T GET OUT WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP.
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Let's be honest: only God can create jobs.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
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Ever notice that a do-it-yourself manual is never written by just one person?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
# · Unrated · submitted Jul '07
Should there even BE a word for 'mime'?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
# · Unrated · submitted Jul '07
We Americans like to say we can't be the world's policeman. But at 2 o'clock in the morning, who's sitting in the world's donut shop wearing Kevlar and a nine-millimeter, eating Bavarian Crèmes?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
Edit# · Unrated · submitted Jun '07
Show me a person who accepts a bad shot and I'll show you a person who hits alot of bad shots.
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Be kind to those who are so ignorant they don't even know they are ignorant.
Unknown, I have no idea where I picked this up
# · Unrated · submitted Jun '07
Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'
# · Unrated · submitted Jun '07
The buck stops here? So THAT'S what this thing on my desk is.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', (www.covertcomic.com)
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