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If the schizophrenics of the world were all cured, the average human would have less than one personality.

John Alejandro King, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted May '07

If the straight jacket fits, wear it.

Unknown

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted May '07

Nietzsche said: "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything." And I guess that's my question: should I believe a guy who took casual strolls through lunatic asylums?

John Alejandro King, - From 'My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

I decided to take up boxing to see what I was made of. It turns out I’m made of blood.

John Alejandro King, real CIA officer, ... Soon to be sent back to Iraq

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

When they say 'It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees,’ do they mean it’s EVEN better?

John Alejandro King, CIA officer, Recently returned from Iraq

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

The good news: I kept my head when all about me were losing theirs. The bad news: I can't find my body.

John Alejandro King, a CIA officer, website is www.covertcomic.com

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

There are only two valid things by which to judge someone: by what they SAY, and what they DO.

Not coincidentally, they are the only two things by which we are not permitted to evaluate anyone anymore.

RHJunior

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Life's a poem, a never ending story, which is longing to be written down. Every dot a moment, every line some experience, going up and down like waves in the sea.

Elisabeth Stone

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

When I was a little child, my mother told me not to beat people if they are lying on the floor already. But why didn't any one tell the others?

Elisabeth Stone

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Against any kind of rationality, I'm hoping desperately for hope.

Elisabeth Stone

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* Relatives are relative, but the family is absolute. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Family

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

All women are angels!.. untill you are their god. Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Women and men

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

* In life it is better to be a corkscrew than a cork.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Life

Edit#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

* To win, embrace the majority: to lead, be willing to confront.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov, Politics

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

In America we don't have suicide bombers, we have ‘relatives.’

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from 'My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Hypocrisy is putting a bumper sticker on the back of your car, but not on the back of your head.

John Alejandro King, from ' My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

All gratification is instant by definition.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', from ' My War On Terror!'

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Instead of being selfish, and selling fish, give a few away, like Jesus did.

Marcus "Whole-man" Hollman

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Franz Kafka. Frank Zappa. ... Coincidence?

John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', - 'Black Matters' (www.covertcomic.com)

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted Mar '07

Is that a nanomachine in your pocket, or are you not all that glad to see me?

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', - from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'

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