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Glenn Troester
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# · Unrated · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
# · Unrated · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
# · Unrated · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
# · Unrated · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
# · Unrated · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
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