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Benny Hill
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# · Not So Good (13 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Andy Dart
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate
# · Not So Good (10 ratings) · submitted 1997
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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