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Will Rogers

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A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

Will Rogers, in Work and Recreation

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Will Rogers, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers, in Law and Politics

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers, in Work and Recreation

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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Will Rogers, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers, in Law and Politics

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Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

Will Rogers, in Success and Failure

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