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Men and Women
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# · Unrated · submitted 1997
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Sex is what women have and men want.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
# · Unrated · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
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